The Stapler: A Treatise on the Art of Office Supplies

In a world where the office supply cabinet is a battleground, one tool stands tall above the rest: the stapler.

The stapler is more than just a simple office staple (pun intended). It is a symbol of hope, a beacon of productivity, and a harbinger of the crushing despair that is the modern office environment.

Our research team has spent years studying the stapler, and we've come to some profound conclusions:

• The stapler is not just a tool, but a work of art.
• The stapler is the perfect ratio of function to form.
• The stapler is the ultimate symbol of office politics: who gets to use it, and when?

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Stapler Theory section to learn more about the stapler's profound implications on office culture.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Stapler Parody section, where we explore the more... unusual applications of the stapler.