"I used to be terrified of staplers. Like, seriously, they were like tiny monsters with metal teeth just waiting to pierce my skin." - Sarah, age 32, accountant by day, stapler-phobe by night
"I once tried to hold a stapler hostage during a meeting, but the CEO just told me to 'get back to work'. Talk about a real nail-biter." - Dave, age 41, former CEO
"I've been in recovery for three years now and I'm finally able to walk down a hallway without having a panic attack when I see a stapler. Progress!" - Dr. Emily, phD in Stapler-ology
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