Our Secret Weapon

Stapler Snipers, the most elite group of holiday assassins, have been secretly infiltrating the North Pole for years.

• Secret Society
• Annual Assassinations

We have infiltrated every major toy factory, sabotaging production lines and crippling the toy supply chain.

But it's not just about the toys, it's about the message. We're fighting against a world that values materialism and commercialism over the values of kindness and generosity.

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