STAPLER TECH - OVERLOAD CAPACITY
We're not just a stapler, we're a stapling machine with a soul!
Warning: Do not attempt to use us to staple anything other than paper. We've seen what happened to the stapler that tried to staple the cat.
Our overload capacity: 1000 staples per minute. Because 500 just isn't enough.
But wait, there's more! We're also capable of: