Zeta-Stapler: Because Your Papers Need to be Held Down

We're not just any stapler. We're the most reliable stapler in the galaxy. And we're here to tell you about our latest models.

Model ZT-9000

A behemoth of a stapler. Holds 10,000 papers at a time. Perfect for those who need to staple, and then staple some more.

Learn more about the ZT-9000

Model ZT-9001

A more compact version of our beloved ZT-9000. Still holds 5,000 papers. Still staples with the best of them.

Upgrade your stapling experience with the ZT-9001

Model ZT-9002

Our experimental model. Holds a mere 2,000 papers. Still staples with the precision of a Swiss watch, but with a slightly more... unpredictable nature.

Read about our latest software update (just kidding, it's still a beta)