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Are you a stapler victim? Do you feel the crushing weight of a stapled report, the sting of a jammed stapler, or the existential dread of stapler-related trauma?
Welcome to the Stapler Victims Support Group, where we offer a safe space for you to share your stapler woes and receive support from fellow stapler survivors.
Our mission is to provide a platform for stapler victims to connect, share their experiences, and find solace in the knowledge that you are not alone in your stapling struggles.
Join us today and let's bind ourselves together against the horrors of the stapler.