Stapler-Violations and Abuse: A Public Service Announcement

Warning: Stapler-violations are on the rise. Don't be that guy.

The Stapler: A Silent Killer

Meet the stapler, the office nemesis of the modern workplace. Its innocent-looking design hides a sinister purpose: to ruin your life.

From jammed paper trays to stapled fingers, the stapler is the ultimate productivity killer.

Learn more about the Stapler's Evil Empire at The Stapler's Evil Empire.

The Consequences of Stapler-Violations

Don't think the stapler is harmless? Think again. Stapler-violations can lead to:

  • Staple-induced trauma
  • Lost productivity hours
  • Career sabotage
  • Stapler-fueled rage

Read more about the devastating effects of stapler-violations at Stapler-Victions Effects.

Join the Fight Against Stapler-Violations

Don't let the stapler win. Join our crusade against stapler-violations and reclaim your office space from the brink of disaster.

Sign the Stapler-Violation Petition and help us take a stand against the stapler.