Warning: Stapler-violations are on the rise. Don't be that guy.
Meet the stapler, the office nemesis of the modern workplace. Its innocent-looking design hides a sinister purpose: to ruin your life.
From jammed paper trays to stapled fingers, the stapler is the ultimate productivity killer.
Learn more about the Stapler's Evil Empire at The Stapler's Evil Empire.
Don't think the stapler is harmless? Think again. Stapler-violations can lead to:
Read more about the devastating effects of stapler-violations at Stapler-Victions Effects.
Don't let the stapler win. Join our crusade against stapler-violations and reclaim your office space from the brink of disaster.
Sign the Stapler-Violation Petition and help us take a stand against the stapler.