We are pleased to report that the moon, our trusty companion in the sky, is still in orbit. Despite our best efforts, it has thus far avoided crashing into the Earth, and we can all rest easy knowing that our planet is safe... for now.
But don't worry, we're on top of this. Our team of expert lunar analysts are hard at work, tracking every move the moon makes, just in case.
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