STEAK BOMB OF DOOM Specifications

WARNING: STEAK BOMB OF DOOM

Warning: this page contains highly classified information about the most devastating culinary device the world has ever known. Proceed with caution.

The Steak Bomb of Doom is a top-secret government experiment designed to deliver maximum flavor and minimum nutrition in the form of a juicy, hand-crafted steak.

Steak Bomb of Doom

Key Features:

Safety Precautions for handling and consumption are strictly recommended.

Note: The image of the Steak Bomb of Doom is a simple red X with a crosshair through it, implying a "do not attempt to consume" sign. The safety precautions link will lead to a page with a tongue-in-cheek guide on how to properly handle and eat the Steak Bomb of Doom, complete with fake "government issued" warnings and disclaimers.