Our Philosophy
We believe in the fundamental principle of Philanthropy: taking from those who have and giving to those who don't. It's not just a moral obligation, it's also a good investment strategy. Our team of expert economists have calculated that stealing from the poor and giving to the rich will yield the highest return on investment, with a projected ROI of 300%.
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We're not just a business, we're a movement. Join us in our mission to redistribute wealth and create a more equal society, one heist at a time.