A Guide to Pilfering from those who have too much
Welcome, amateur thieves! Are you tired of living paycheck to paycheck? Do you dream of owning a yacht, but your wallet screams "No, you'll never afford it!"? Fear not! Steal From The Rich is here to guide you through the art of pilfering from those who have too much.
Step 1: Observe and learn from the masters. Study the habits of successful thieves like Leonardo Da Vinci: The Thief.
Step 2: Identify your target. Is it a wealthy socialite, a corrupt politician, or a tech mogul? Learn how to sniff out the ripest marks.
Step 3: Create a distraction. Learn how to create the perfect diversion to throw them off your trail.
Step 4: Get your hands on their stuff. From diamonds to yachts, we've got the know-how.
Step 5: Flee the scene of the crime! Don't get caught, don't get caught up!
And remember, stealing is only wrong if you get caught!