Steal the Sandwich

Warning: Stealing the Sandwich is a serious business. Do not attempt to steal from the lunchroom without proper training and equipment.

Step 1: Reconnaissance

  1. Scope out the competition: Observe your coworkers' eating habits and identify the best targets.
  2. Develop a cover story: Be prepared to deflect suspicion with a convincing excuse, such as "I'm just, uh, reorganizing the fridge."
  3. Gather intel: Note the sandwich's exact location, the type of filling, and any potential security measures in place.

Step 2: Infiltrate the Lunchroom

  1. Slip in unnoticed: Blend in with the crowd and avoid eye contact with your mark.
  2. Make the grab: Swiftly and silently snatch the sandwich from the unsuspecting victim.
  3. Make your escape: Have a secure exit plan in place, such as a nearby hiding spot or a cleverly disguised trash can.

Step 3: Enjoy Your Prize

Indulge in the fruits of your labor, but be aware that stealing the sandwich may attract unwanted attention from the lunchroom mafia.

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