Stealing Artwork 101: A Ninja's Guide

Did you know that the best way to steal a masterpiece is to pretend you're a ninja? It's true! Our expert ninja artists will guide you through the art of swiping masterpieces without getting caught.

Use your ninja skills to evade museum security guards.
Steal only the most valuable pieces, and leave the knockoffs behind.
Don't get attached to the artwork, it's just a thing, man.

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