Stealing Artwork 101: A Ninja's Guide
Did you know that the best way to steal a masterpiece is to pretend you're a ninja? It's true! Our expert ninja artists will guide you through the art of swiping masterpieces without getting caught.
- Use your ninja skills to evade museum security guards.
- Steal only the most valuable pieces, and leave the knockoffs behind.
- Don't get attached to the artwork, it's just a thing, man.
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