The Pantheon of Stealing

Tips and Tricks for the Modern Thief

Tip 3: Steal the Show

When in a pinch, steal the spotlight. A well-timed distraction can be the perfect alibi for swiping that sweet, sweet loot.

Example: While the bouncer is busy admiring your 'tude, swoop in and snatch that last can of artisanal, small-batch, organic, free-range catnip.

Side effect: Increased risk of being tackled by a pack of enraged cat ladies.