It's a dark day. The world has been reduced to a barren wasteland, devoid of all sustenance but one last roll. I, the Last Remaining Baker, stand at the precipice of desperation. The fate of humanity hangs in the balance. I've been robbed, nay, I've been rolled-robbed. Rolling with Angst about the situation won't help. I need your help.
The breadroll in question is currently hidden in the most secure location on earth: Under the Oven. I've got my trusty bread-scented Bread-Sensor 3000 but it's not enough. I require your... um, let's call it "expertise."
Join me on this perilous quest to reclaim the last breadroll. Together, we can do this. Our Odds of Success are slim, but I'm willing to take the risk. Are you?
Or, if you'd rather, you can just eat it. Just Eat It Already