Because it's not your job to do so. But also, have you considered the thrill of the hunt? The art of social engineering? The subtle manipulation of a stranger's login credentials?
It's a delicate dance, really. A balance of persuasion and subterfuge. A dash of "I'm just here to help you set up your router, buddy."
But let's be real, folks. Sometimes a little bit of snooping is just what the doctor ordered. A peek at the inner workings of the human heart... or in this case, their Wi-Fi network.
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