Parachute Technology
We have the most advanced, highly-sophisticated, and completely-useless-in-a-real-world Parachute technology available. Our experts in "just-press-the-botton-and-hop-off-the-roof" engineering will guide you every step of the way.
Stealthy Sunglasses
Our Stealthy Sunglasses are so stealthy, you'll never see them coming. Or going. Or really, you won't see them at all. They're the perfect accessory for any occasion, especially when you don't want to actually see anything.
Secret Socks
These socks are so secret, you'll never even find them. They're like the ninja of socks – invisible, sneaky, and will probably just disappear in the wash. But hey, that's the fun!
Advanced Camouflage Camo Pants
Our pants are the most advanced, high-tech, totally-not-made-by-grandma camouflage you'll ever wear. Guaranteed to make you blend into any background, even if that background is just a white wall.
Invisibility Insoles
Insoles so good, you'll be invisible! Well, not literally, but you get the idea. They're for people who want to be a little more see-through, but not too see-through.