Stealth Cam Employee Handbook

Chapter 1: Infiltrating Society Without Being Seen

Stealth Cams are the best at what we do. We don't need no stinkin' badges, but we do need a good cover story.

When in the field, always remember:

• Blend in with the locals
• Use your surroundings to your advantage
• Don't get too close to the coffee machine, it's a trap

For more information, see our Stealth Squad Operations Manual

Chapter 2: Camouflage and Disguise

Stealth Cams know that a good disguise is 90% of the battle. Here's a few tips to get you started:

• Dye yourself a different color
• Cut your hair to blend in with the locals (we're looking at you, mullets)
• Practice your best "not-a-terrorist" face

For more advanced techniques, see our Advanced Camouflage Handbook

Chapter 3: Stealing Food Without Being Seen

Stealth Cams are not just spies, we're also thieves... of snacks. Here's how to get the best out of the break room without getting caught:

• Ration your snacks
• Prioritize the good stuff
• Don't get too close to the "no-snacking" sign

For more information, see our Safe Snacking Techniques

Chapter 4: Dealing with Coworkers Who Think They're Funny