Welcome, young ninja. In this tutorial, you will learn the art of sneaking around undetected. Don't worry, we won't make you a ghost, but you will be a master of the shadows.
First things first, you must learn to blend in with the environment. Wear earthy tones, and avoid anything that reflects light. A black ninja mask is a good start, but don't forget the importance of a good pair of ninja pants.
Ninja WardrobeWalking like a ninja is all about finesse, not speed. Take slow, deliberate steps, and avoid making any sudden movements. Remember, a ninja's footsteps are like a gentle summer breeze.
Footsteps of SilenceA good ninja knows how to talk his way out of trouble. Practice your best charming smile, and learn to talk like a convincing beggar. Remember, a well-placed "who, me?" can go a long way.
Stealthy TalkNow that you've mastered the basics, it's time to put your skills to the test. Try sneaking into the kitchen for a midnight snack. Remember, the cookies are on you.
Read chapter 5 of the "Ninja Bible". Pay special attention to chapter 7, section 3. It's a game-changer.