Stealth Mode Robotics: Membership Levels

Choose Your Level of Stealthiness

Level 1: Novice Ninja

Get started with our basic membership, perfect for the curious and the faint of heart.

Level 2: Sneaky Samurai

Level 2: Sneaky Samurai

Unlock more advanced training and access to our secret underground robot fighting league.

Level 3: Master of Disguise

Level 3: Master of Disguise

Join the ranks of the elite: infiltrate high-security facilities, steal the world's secrets, and enjoy our complimentary robotic butler service.

Level 4: Supreme Commander

Level 4: Supreme Commander

Rule the world, one robot at a time. (Note: Not actually possible. Or is it?)

Note: As you progress through the levels, be prepared for increasingly absurd and humorous content. The site's purpose and tone will shift accordingly.