Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated operatives infiltrated the heavily guarded Moonbase-7, where they successfully extracted 5 crates of artisanal mooncheese and 3 bottles of rare moonwater.
The mission was a resounding success, but not without its challenges. Team member "Buck" suffered a minor injury when he accidentally stepped on a moon rock, and "Nova" had to be sedated after ingesting a questionable moon-paste.
We're still investigating reports of a possible mole within our ranks, but all evidence points to "Specter" being a perfectly normal, non-spying accountant.
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