Objective: Infiltrate and sabotage Umbrella Corporation's secret underground bunker, codename "Eclipse." Gather intel on their latest bioterrorism project, "The Phoenix Initiative."
Success: Mission accomplished, but at the cost of one Agent Thompson, whose screams still echo through the abandoned server rooms.
Notable Mentions:
- "Agent Thompson was a bit of a loose cannon. We're just glad we got the intel."
- "The Phoenix Initiative: because who needs a functional safety net, anyway?"
Recommendations for Future Missions:
- Stealth team should consider a different cover story. The whole "janitor" thing didn't quite fly."
- More coffee. We can never have enough coffee."