Stealth Mode Success Stories

Classified documents, declassified humor.

Operation: Sneezing Coworker

Our team successfully deployed a stealth agent in the break room, who spent 5 hours sneezing silently to clear the air of a mysterious allergy-inducing particle. Mission accomplished.

Operation: Infiltrate the Microwave

Our agent successfully infiltrated the office fridge, gathering intel on the most popular snack foods. Mission accomplished.

Operation: Paperclip

Our team covertly stapled 100 reports, establishing a secure paperclip network across the office.