Stealth Ninja Training Program

Welcome, stealthy ninja-in-training. You're here because you want to learn how to be as sneaky as a ninja. That's great. We have a long way to go.

You will be trained in the art of stealth, but first you must learn how to not get caught. That means no loud noises, no flashing lights, and no sudden movements. Got it?

First lesson: Lesson 1: The Art of Being Silent

Lesson 1: The Art of Being Silent

It's not just about not making noise, it's about being completely silent. Like a statue. Even when you're walking through a crowded marketplace.

Practice your silent walk by walking through the living room while your family is watching TV. Try to make no sound at all. If you step on a toy, just stand still for a few seconds before continuing.

Next lesson: Lesson 2: The Science of Being Sneaky