Classified Document: Evasive Action

		
Project: E.V.A.
		
Objective: To remain one step ahead of the enemy, at all times.
		
Methods:
		

			
Utilize advanced cloaking devices to avoid detection.
			
Maintain a network of underground allies and informants.
			
Bribe key officials with rare, exotic cheeses.
		
		
Known Risks:
		

			
High probability of being caught and/or captured.
			
Unpredictable consequences of advanced cloaking technology malfunctioning.
			
Unreliable cheese suppliers in the black market.
		
	

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