1. All visitors must wear a fedora and carry a fake mustache at all times.
2. The use ofækä Bad Weather Rule is strictly enforced.
3. No talking to NPCs. They have feelings too, you know.
4. The Stealthy Squad is always right.
5. Don't even think about cheating. We have the best AI-powered Cheating Detector in the business.
Fine print: Breaking any of these rules will result in your immediate expulsion from the Stealthy Arena.