Stealthy Parenting: The Art of Not Getting Caught

Technique 1: The "I'm Just a Human Hamster" Method

Also known as "Extreme Ironing," this technique involves using a miniature backpack full of snacks to secretly fuel your child's sugar high while they're watching cartoons.

Read more about the science behind Extreme Ironing

See a video of a parent attempting Extreme Ironing and failing miserably

Next up: Technique 2: The "Distract-a-Tron 3000"