Stealthy Parenting 101
Subverting your children's expectations and manipulating their emotions
Are you tired of being seen as the "cool" parent in front of your kids? Do you want to turn the tables and become the ultimate master manipulator? Look no further! Our stealthy parenting guide has got you covered.
Tip 1: Use the "I'm bored" defense
When your kids ask to do something, pretend you're bored and have them do it for you.
Learn more about our advanced psychological warfare techniquesTip 2: The power of denial
When your kids ask for something, tell them it's not possible. It's a great way to teach them the value of disappointment and frustration.
Read our expert guide on advanced denial techniquesRemember, stealthy parenting is not just a skill, it's an art. Master it and you'll be the envy of all your friends (or at least, the terror of your children)
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