Sock Sabotage Ops: where we take the art of covert sock manipulation to new heights.
Our team of highly trained, highly motivated sock ninjas will infiltrate, sabotage, and disrupt the most secure sock stashes in the world.
Our current operation is code-named "Operation: Sock-Swap."
We have reason to believe that the notorious Sock Overlord has been hoarding all of the world's supply of soft, fuzzy, and warm socks.
We aim to infiltrate the Sock Overlord's lair, gather intel on his sock-stashing tactics, and steal back what's rightfully ours.
Join us in our mission to bring balance to the sock universe.