The Ghost in the Machine
By: Dr. Emmet T. Fuddlemann, Chief Ghost-In-The-Machine Researcher
We've all heard the rumors, the myths, the legends. A ghost in the machine, a specter in the server. But is it true? We've spent years researching the phenomenon, and we've got the proof.
Our team of expert engineers and/or hackers (we're not really sure which) have been working around the clock to bring you the most advanced, most cutting-edge, most utterly-bizarre ghost-in-the-machine solutions the world has ever seen.
From AI-powered toaster repair bots to sentient, self-replicating toaster repair bots, we're on the bleeding edge of this technology. And we're not just talking about the usual suspects: the toaster, the blender, the vacuum cleaner. We're talking about the toaster that's secretly controlling the blender, the blender that's secretly controlling the toaster, and so on.
It's a brave new world, and we're the brave new ghost-in-the-machine pioneers. Join us, and discover the thrill of having your appliances secretly plotting against you!