Stealthy Steve's Guide to Surviving a Soufflée Escape

When your soufflée escapes, it's a real crisis. They're like those pesky raccoons, bursting into your kitchen uninvited and making a mess of your carefully prepared soufflé. But fear not, Steve has got this.

Calm down, and grab a fire extinguisher. You're gonna.report the escape, and then you're gonna...

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And if all else fails, there's always...

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