Steam Engine Society Rules

Rule 1: No Whining About the Steam Engine

Any member found whining about the Steam Engine will be subject to disciplinary action.

Rule 2: Mandatory Coffee Consumption

Every member is required to drink at least 5 cups of coffee per day.

Rule 3: No Use of the Word 'Nice'

Members are not allowed to use the word 'nice' in any context, as it is considered a threat to the Steam Engine's efficiency.

Exceptions to Rule 3

Exceptions to this rule are made for members who have achieved a Steam Engine Efficiency Rating of 99.99% or higher.

Steam Engine Efficiency Ratings Steam Engine Society Membership Form