Our Steam Operated Sock Mangling Machine is designed to efficiently mangle the socks of your enemies, making them unwearable and utterly useless in their attempts to escape your wrath.
Our machine uses advanced steam technology to blast your socks with high-pressure steam, effectively rendering them useless for any nefarious activities.
We accept any type of sock, but please note that our warranty does not cover any damage to socks made of exotic materials or worn by sentient, malevolent sock entities.