Where ordinary people come to be ordinary heroes.
Join them on their thrilling adventures, filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional existential dread!
To provide a service that is marginally better than doing nothing at all.
We're not really heroes. We're just people with slightly less embarrassing uniforms. Don't expect us to save you from anything except maybe your time.
We're like the Special Forces, but without the training, resources, or actual skills.
We offer a wide range of services, including: