Cogitator Tuning

Cogitator Tuning: the art of fine-tuning your steam-powered irons for maximum efficiency and style.

Cogitators are the unsung heroes of the steampunk world. They're the ones who keep your clothes looking their best, even after a long day of battling clockwork robots.

Step 1: Check Cogitator Settings

Make sure your cogitator is set to Extreme Ironing Mode for maximum steam power.

Step 2: Burn Steam Issues

Use the Steam Blast feature to clear out any pesky steam buildup in your cogitator's tubes.

Step 3: Replace Cogitator Fittings

Cogitator Fittings

Cogitator Fittings: because your steam-powered iron's aesthetic is only as good as its parts allow.

We've got all the best, most exotic, most utterly unnecessary cogitator fittings for your discerning steampunk sensibilities.

Exotic Fittings:

From ruby-encrusted gears to gold-plated rivets, our fittings will make your steam-powered iron the envy of all your friends.

Titanium Fittings:

Because who needs safety when you can have titanium?

Other Fittings:

We also have clockwork clock hands, analog dials, and cogitator-themed cookie jars.