Steam-Powered Machines: About Us

Located in a world where steam power is the lifeblood of progress, we're here to bring you the most innovative, most absurd, and most likely-to-explode machines in the business.

Our founder, Professor Wobblebottom, has spent his life studying the intricacies of steam and the art of overengineering.

Our team of expert tinkerers, inventors, and general all-around whizzes have created a range of products that will make you question the very fabric of reality.

Want to see more of our creations? Click on one of the links below:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our experimental division:

Experimental Steam-Powered Portal Gun

Remember, we're not responsible for any injuries or property damage caused by our creations.