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Steam Pressed Fabric Analysis

Where the fabric of society is held together with rivets and desperation

By the numbers, we see that 75% of users who visited this website are experiencing existential dread due to excessive fabric usage.

Our experts have identified 3 key areas for improvement:

Excessive use of polyester blends
Unbalanced hemlines
Unsustainable fast fashion

Click on the links below to drill down into each issue, or visit our Cotton Woes subpage for a comprehensive breakdown of cotton's role in the crisis.

Ironing Techniques - A deep dive into the world of steam pressing and its relationship with fabric
Quantifying the Wool - A statistical analysis of the role of wool in modern society
Wool Gathering Methods - A look at the various ways in which wool has been, ah, 'gathering' over the years

Or, if you're just here for the memes, visit our Meme Press subpage for a daily dose of fabric-based humor.