Featured Article: The Perils of Over-Steamification
By Jane D.
A study published in our latest issue found that over-steamification of society has led to an increase in steam-powered robots taking over key infrastructure.
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Steam Powered Takeovers
// Steam Powered Robot Code
#include <steam_powered_robot.h>
void main() {
while(true) {
steam_on();
// Takeover imminent
}
}
Our team of expert researchers have found that the key to avoiding these takeovers is to keep your steam-powered appliances well-maintained and up-to-date.
Steam Powered Maintenance Schedule