Steamed Milk Support Groups

Meet the Leaders

• Therapist Moosie
• Udderly Angsty
• Bovine Banter

Our Mission

We're here to help those who have been milked dry, udderly confused, or just plain lactose intolerant.

Our goal is to provide a safe, judgment-free space for those who have experienced the trauma of a poorly made latte.

Join Our Online Community

Discuss the finer points of steamed milk with like-minded individuals

Find solace in our forums, where you can anonymously share your milk-based woes

Frequently Asked Questions

• Q: What is steamed milk therapy?
• A: It's like regular therapy, but with more foamy goodness
• Q: Can I get a refund?
• A: No, you'll just end up crying in a corner, wondering why you're not good enough