Chapter 1: Steaming Broccoli 101

Steaming broccoli: it's not just for hippies anymore.

But seriously, steaming broccoli is an art form. It's a delicate dance of heat and moisture, a culinary jujitsu that requires finesse and patience.

So, if you're ready to elevate your steaming game, keep reading.

But first, a warning: steaming broccoli can be hazardous to your health. Prolonged exposure to the steaming process can cause:

• Excessive happiness
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Spontaneous combustion (rare)

Don't say we didn't warn you.