Steampunk Pressure Theory (SPT) is a radical new approach to understanding the intricacies of the universe. It posits that every object, every person, and every thought is subject to an unrelenting pressure to perform, to be, and to exist.
By applying SPT, we can unlock the hidden mechanisms of the cosmos and unlock the true potential of our own unyielding existence.
Or, you know, we can just sit around and feel really, really guilty about it.
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