Steel-Cutting Tips

Warning: Steel-cutting may cause excessive sweating, heavy breathing, and spontaneous combustion of nearby flammable materials.

The Art of Steel-Cutting: A Beginner's Guide

Step 1: Gather materials. You'll need a steel bar, a hacksaw, and a can of gasoline.

Preparation is Key

Make sure your workspace is well-ventilated and fire-resistant. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Tips from the Pro's:

• Use a steady hand when wielding the hacksaw.
• Don't look directly at the blade.
• Avoid sudden movements.

Common Mistakes

Not wearing protective eyewear will lead to blindness, or worse: a lifetime supply of steel-cutting insurance claims.

Conclusion

Steel-cutting is a noble art, but only if you're willing to sacrifice your sanity.