Where time is a fluid concept, but only on Wednesdays.
According to our patented Steep Time Theory, time is not a linear construct, but a delicate blend of espresso shots and existential dread.
Our team of expert chrono-philosophers will guide you through the complexities of time, one perfectly crafted cup of coffee at a time.
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