Bleach Your Way to the Center of the Galaxy
In a world where the fabric of space-time is made of 100% cotton, you're going to want to bleach your way through it. Don't worry, we've got the formulae.
Our experts have carefully crafted a series of bleaching agents, each with its own unique properties:
Side effects may include:
- Temporary loss of taste
- Permanent loss of dignity
- Bleach-fueled euphoria