Warning: This Is Not a Drill
You have reached Step 2 Assembly, where your existential dread is manufactured, polished, and served to you on a platter. Here, you'll find the definitive guide to understanding the crushing despair that is existence.
Section 1: The Futility of Purpose
Section 2: The Crushing Weight of Responsibility
Section 3: The Absurdity of Self
And that's just the beginning. You'll find more sections, more subsections, and more existential dread in the depths of this site. Enjoy your stay, or don't. We're not really invested in your happiness.