According to ancient traditions, one must first create a mountain of junk in the middle of the desert, where the wind howls with an otherworldly ferocity.
We're not talking about a small pile, mind you. No, no, no. A pile that reaches the heavens and blocks out the sun, like some sort of geological skyscraper.
So, gather your friends, grab your trash, and get ready to make the pile that will be the envy of all the other desert-dwellers.
But be warned: the pile will come with a hefty price tag. You'll need to sacrifice your sanity, your social life, and your ability to use a toilet without getting clogged.
Still, it's worth it.
Step 3: Maintain the Monstrosity Substep 3.1: Call in the excavators (because who needs friends, anyway?)