Step 2 Echolocation

Using echolocation, you're able to navigate through the city with ease. But have you ever wondered what the real challenge is? The real challenge is not bumping into people, but bumping into the 3,000,000 different flavors of artisanal coffee shops that seem to pop up on every corner.

Step 2 Echolocation is a revolutionary new technique that teaches you to navigate the city by listening to the sound of overpriced pour-overs and expertly crafted pour-over-sound-waves.

Hyperlink to Step 2 Echolocation 101 for more information.

Step 2 Echolocation 101

This course is perfect for those looking to start their journey into the world of echolocation. Learn to navigate through the city by listening to the sound of coffee shop door chimes, the hum of the coffee grinder, and the soothing sound of a perfectly poured latte.

Course includes:

• Identifying the sound of over-iced lattes from under-iced lattes
• Distinguishing between first and second pour coffee shop door chimes
• Recognizing the distinct sound of a coffee shop owner yelling "I'm a small business owner, hear me out!"

Hyperlink to Step 2 Echolocation 102 for more advanced techniques.

Step 2 Echolocation 102

This course is for those that have mastered the basics and are looking to take their echolocation skills to the next level. Learn to navigate through the city by listening to the sound of coffee shop owners trying to justify the price of their coffee.

Course includes:

• Identifying the sound of a coffee shop owner saying "it's artisanal, I swear!" as code for "we're going to charge you an extra $5 for this cup of coffee"
• Distinguishing between the sound of a coffee shop owner saying "it's small-batch, I'm a small business owner" and "it's just a regular cup of coffee"
• Recognizing the sound of a coffee shop owner trying to convince you that their coffee is "hand-crafted" when really it's just a Keurig