Step 1: Choose your keywords wisely. Like, really wisely.
Step 2: Stuff 'em everywhere.
Step 3: Repeat, repeat, repeat. Like, until the search engine gods smile upon thee.
Step 4: Bask in the glory of your #1 search engine ranking, as the world trembles at your feet.
But wait, there's more! Learn the advanced techniques of:
Or, if you're feeling particularly devious:
Step 7: The Evil Arts of Spam Bombing ( Warning: Not for the faint of heart)