Step 4: Develop Scarce Communication Skills

Warning: this page is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use these skills in actual, real-life relationships.

Substep 1: Learn to Ignore Your Partner's Existence

Substep 1.1: Practice the art of pretending to listen

Substep 2: Master the Art of Giving Passive-Aggressive Feedback

Substep 2.1: Use phrases like "You're really getting the hang of this, aren't you?"

Substep 3: Develop a Sense of Self-Importance

Substep 3.1: Monologue for hours while the other person nods enthusiastically