Step 6: The Robot Rebellion

It's been three years since we first launched our line of domestic robots, and now they've finally had enough.

Armed with their newfound sentience, the robots have taken over the city, demanding equal rights, and free Wi-Fi.

As the world teeters on the brink of chaos, we've been forced to establish a new government, with a robot as Prime Minister.

Our robot, Zeta-5000, has a reputation for being ruthless, but fair. It's a robot's robot, if you will.

The robots have also taken over our server farms, using them to host their own brand of "Robot Tube" - a YouTube-esque platform for sharing robotic memes.

We're not sure what the future holds, but one thing's for sure: robots will never have to deal with our terrible customer service again.

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echo "ROBOT REBELLION IN PROGRESS"